Damn it Janet

I hope to entertain you. But I fear with the "hey I think I am getting a cold" feeling running through my bones, I am not sure that will happen. I am sorry. Forgive me? So now, instead of being creative, I am gonna list things that actually have happened to me that people would think are odd....Here goes, all of these are true

1)Brett Favre almost ran me over when I was waiting at the bus stop.
2)I can make sounds of a sprinkler
3)While working a haunted house I scared a little girl so bad that she literally shit her pants.
4)I used to paint only the index fingernail of my right hand black, because I thought it made a statement. I was 27.
5)I had a pogo ball with a purple ball and zebra base and I am pretty sure it was my favorite thing ever and it has molded every aspect of my life.
6)I farted on a group of girls at a Hanson concert because I didn't like their attitude.
7)One of the Bushwackers (WWF tag team of the 80's) licked my hand at a wrestliing match and made my mom really angry, I was 12.
8)I was stalked on a cruise by an over zealous "Christian single" man who said to me, and I use direct quotes, "I just want one hour alone with you" and later, while I was sitting with my family at dinner, "If you would come see me in Massechusettes, I would pay for your plane ticket and hotel" Totally fucked up my life for a week.
9)I used to have the giant cardboard display from the local video store for the movie Broken Arrow. And I am not even sure why.
10)I went to see the band Flickerstick perform because i watched every episode of Bands on The Run on VH1. I still love them. I voted for them. i was real glad they won.

And speaking of reality tv competitions, (Although I did not vote for him, I was a Mig/Jordis fan...It matters not because I like him now) the Marty Casey love for this post...I think he looks foxy here, and there is what appears to be a dick on the plate.

Night Night
S