Oh hum. I can't even begin to have anything interesting to say. I could make something up. Ok. I will do that then.
Today I went to the courthouse to officially change my name to Brenda Walsh. When I got there the line was really long for the name change department so I decided to treat myself to the vending machine. I got a bag of Andy's Fries and a a box of Chuckles. I walked over to the cue and got in line. That is when I saw him.
He was beautiful. He had the kind of beauty that made you weep. His eyes sang, his arms were cut and his pants were corduroy. I couldn't keep my eyes off of him. He turned around, smiled in my direction and began to walk towards me.
"Hello." I managed.
"Hi" he uttered.
The silence that followed was deafening. I filled the quiet with one part chip one part candy until my heart was bursting from my chest. I wanted to say something. Hell, I needed to say something. My mouth opens, vocal cords contract and I am about to tell this beautiful man that I find him beautiful, and out of the sky, I hear it. The most dreaded noise I could have heard at that moment. My number out of the lips of the government employee mocked me, and all I could give was a quick shrug and smile to him. Our eyes did not meet, but I knew he felt it.
I hand over my paperwork, my name change is complete. As I walk by where my dream man stood as he finished his business, my heart shipped a beat. What I heard was a gift. "I want to change my name to Dylan McKay."
Destiny.
(My pretend life is far more interesting than your pretend life)
And speaking of pretend, Now is the time for the Pretend Celebrity Rockstar Boyfriend love of this post. hahahaha...Anyway...
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