Six Promises Made To Marty Casey

In the vein of The Little Mermaid from the perspective of Flounder to Ariel.



1) I promise to follow you around a dark and spooky shark infested ship wreck just so you can bring a bent fork and old pipe to a seagull so he can give you cockamamie answers when you ask him what they are.

2) I promise to practice holding my breath so I don't die when you make me go to the surface

3) although I am just a small little flounder, I promise to search the sea for the gigantic stone statue of your human boyfriend and bring it back to your magical cavern of wonders! (HAHAHAHA Magical cavern of wonders...I am real mature)

4) I promise not to tell your dad about your affinity for all things human, if you promise me that if you find a "Face" from A-Team action figure, you will let me have it, no questions asked.

5) I promise to help you remember all the super difficult "human" words that are too obscure for you to recall. You know, words like street, feet and burn. Strangely enough, you can remember reprimand. You are quite the enigma.

And lastly

6) I promise not to stare too hard at your nether regions when you first get your legs and you are stumbling about without pants on the beach.


Riveting, I know.

Speaking of, the Marty Casey love for the post....What is the opposite of the sea? TREES!!!



(I like Lovehammer's renditions of this song better, but I love love love love Dave Navarro, so this one is for me! Don't be jealous Marty, it's not like I have a Dave Navarro blog, you still win.)