(Although this was posted before in a previous blog, here is my rendition of Sweet Transvestite, play it while you read for the proper effect)
1) I promise to love you even though you took my boyfriend MeatLoaf's brain and cut it in half just so you can use it to give life to your "Creature" Rocky.
2) I promise to wax the chest and grease him up for you while you sing about how you need a muscle bound android to fulfil your sexual appetite all the while I stand there with the maid and the handymen (who incidentally are sleeping together, and are brother and sister.)
3) I promise to not be too jealous of the fact that your ass looks much better in black panties and torn fishnets than mine does.
4) I promise to strip Barry Bostwick and Susan Sarandan for you after they come to our castle looking for shelter from the storm and a telephone so they can call about their flat tire that you have caused.
5) I promise to hide my heartache from Susan Sarandan, Barry Bostwick, and Dr. Scott after it is revealed that you not only killed my boyfriend Meatloaf, but you are also slicing him up with an electric knife and serving him to us with baked potatoes and rolls during Rocky's birthday dinner.
6) I promise that when the time finally comes to give you a piece of my mind, I will be wearing a Mickey Mouse ears hat, high heels, and a pair of old men's pajamas with strategically placed holes so even while I tell you to chose between me and your android, you still get some peek-a-boo time with my boobs.
El Fin
And now....The Marty Casey love for the post. Come on, could this be more perfect? The guyliner, the hair, the almost arrogant confidence in the hand gesture. He is the straight man's Sweet Transvestite! Seksi!
My roomie took this picture, leave it to here to have the perfect picture of Marty for this post. Thanks Tiffany
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