Six promises made to Marty Casey

These are six promises made to Marty Casey in the vein of Pretty In Pink from the perspective of Duckie to Andie...


1) I promise to always bust into the record store that you work at and dance to Try a Little Tenderness with more bravado than you have ever seen in your life.

2) I promise to patiently wait and get insulted by Andrew Dice Clay outside the nightclub that I can't get into just so I can see you.

3) I promise to make out with Annie Potts in front of you (after perfecting my technique on watermelons) just to make you jealous.

4)I promise to beat the crap out of James Spader in the hall way of our high school after he insults your honor.

5) I promise to still walk into prom with you after you showed up in that hideous hand made polka dot satiny/1960's taffeta dress with the stupid cut out shoulders and weird choker thing even though I am decked out in my bolo tie, and tuxedo and Duck Man Florsheim shoes.

6) I promise to let you leave me for Andrew Macarthy after an eternity of standing there with you awkwardly in silence while "If You Leave" plays because I mean, it is your loss if you want to choose the guy that hasn't worked since Mannequin over me, Alan Harper on Two And A Half Men.

and now for the Marty Casey love for this post...This weeked was an overload of Marty Casey for me. All I am gonna say about it, is he played this song. (thanks to Dan Delso for posting this.)